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Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

Goyim Squad / Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

There's a job for everyoneĀ in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laserĀ onĀ our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobsĀ until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!

Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions.Ā Also available as an enamel pin.

50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

  • Measurements: 3.25"Ā wide x 3.5" tall

    Original illustration © Nick Jehlen

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    There's a job for everyoneĀ in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laserĀ onĀ our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobsĀ until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

    And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!

    Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions.Ā Also available as an enamel pin.

    50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

    • Measurements: 3.25"Ā wide x 3.5" tall

      Original illustration © Nick Jehlen

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